[ Squinting at but he's not going to dig his own grave so a sticker will have to suffice. The pickle was embarrassing... ]
We already have sweets. The second one is weird, even with the vegetables.
...but we don't have any for tonight.
[ Because he likes veggies a lot, but Subete probably knows that by now. Also he's probably not thinking about trying to get a vegetable display? Probably. ]
[It's fine, it's fine, this old man's already so far underground that it's probably a moot point, but let's be real they're both there -- nostalgia has never been one-sided when it comes down to it. Sometimes your life really is a whole jar of aged pickles.]
One must overlook some things in the pursuit of digestible literature.
[No, he's just being silly, but it's indeed a thought: it's not a bad time to stock up in light of the impending end of everything, and it's doubtful that a spot of popcorn will be enough given who they are. Hmm.]
[ Well he's actually in the bar now (he totally just slipped in the door pre-opening because its not his fault they didn't lock it) so when this text comes in he just stares at his phone for a second or two and starts laughing. ]
[ That was a sticker avalanche but sometimes you read something so ridiculous that it calls for shutting someone up with a kiss, but since he can't do that he did the next best thing. Why are you this way Subete (but perhaps he should be asking why he's finding it more and more endearing).
But they do still have food to discuss, so with a sticker that hopefully communicates the quirk on his lips he continues. ]
It might be time for me to try this "guacamole", I keep seeing avocado everywhere. And it comes with chips so it has value either way.
[OK, on the bright side, his phone doesn't meet with an unfortunate fate this time -- possibly because he's literally at home lounging. There doesn't even manage to be a proper keysmash, though:]
[.... That sure happens somewhere in the middle of Hikage's actual message chain so y'know. Leave him and his fumbling alone.]
[That message takes a while but sshhh. That's about as huffy as his stickers are capable of being at the moment, it's very hard to be serious as a fake cactus under the onslaught okay!!! What's with all the stickers today, smh. Anyway:]
... Guacamole seems like a pretty common condiment in the American South. [it's probably his turn to get back to snickering once he's sorted out his stickers and things] One of those must-have travel snacks?
It was just for the I don't need two baths in a day... It's good weather for a pool day?
[Maybe the lack of sticker is a clue, but; he definitely turned a bit red at his previously sent one being taken unexpectedly literally and then felt a little ridiculous for blushing at a screen. He's been doing that a little too much lately, why this.
Is he ever going to get used to this? The jury is out.]
[So Hikage more or less gets away with his pause too. At least he gets to amuse himself with the taboo pickles some more.]
I think that'll be enough for tonight. A lot of places around here keep shorter hours, but if we need anything later I'm sure we'll be able to find a place.
[Things That Happen When You're Too Rich and/or Cheating.]
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[ It is a mysteryβ’ whether he fully understood the strikeout text and whether his use of the word home was intentional. Saying he'll be back soon is just as suitable, but. Better to let the sticker speak for him, regardless of how self aware he may be. ]
He came in here to have a good time today and he's feeling so attacked in his own home right now?? And then you hit him with the other one and now he's just dead thanks. F.
Honestly he probably had to go put a pillow over his head or something this is ridiculous considering the million other things that have not managed to throw him off his groove including death and a great number of robot-related maneuvers. Give him a minute or ten to contemplate his life choices and also to regret absolutely nothing.]
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[ Squinting at but he's not going to dig his own grave so a sticker will have to suffice. The pickle was embarrassing... ]
We already have sweets. The second one is weird, even with the vegetables.
...but we don't have any for tonight.
[ Because he likes veggies a lot, but Subete probably knows that by now. Also he's probably not thinking about trying to get a vegetable display? Probably. ]
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One must overlook some things in the pursuit of digestible literature.
[No, he's just being silly, but it's indeed a thought: it's not a bad time to stock up in light of the impending end of everything, and it's doubtful that a spot of popcorn will be enough given who they are. Hmm.]
You have something in mind?
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Subete.
2/5 whoops
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But they do still have food to discuss, so with a sticker that hopefully communicates the quirk on his lips he continues. ]
It might be time for me to try this "guacamole", I keep seeing avocado everywhere. And it comes with chips so it has value either way.
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[.... That sure happens somewhere in the middle of Hikage's actual message chain so y'know. Leave him and his fumbling alone.]
no wait 2/3
[Jeez.....]
3/3 smhhh
[That message takes a while but sshhh. That's about as huffy as his stickers are capable of being at the moment, it's very hard to be serious as a fake cactus under the onslaught okay!!! What's with all the stickers today, smh. Anyway:]
... Guacamole seems like a pretty common condiment in the American South. [it's probably his turn to get back to snickering once he's sorted out his stickers and things] One of those must-have travel snacks?
4/3 what is he even doing anymore
[What is he even doing anymore.]
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I can clear them up when I'm back. Maybe in the bath or pool? Judging by your signals
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- Soft Pretzel & Andouille
- Chips + Guacamole
-Fried Pickles
I'll pay for it now but have them deliver it later. I'm apparently early, but that's their fault not mine. Anything else?
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It was just for theI don't need two baths in a day... It's good weather for a pool day?[Maybe the lack of sticker is a clue, but; he definitely turned a bit red at his previously sent one being taken unexpectedly literally and then felt a little ridiculous for blushing at a screen. He's been doing that a little too much lately, why this.
Is he ever going to get used to this? The jury is out.]
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I think that'll be enough for tonight. A lot of places around here keep shorter hours, but if we need anything later I'm sure we'll be able to find a place.
[Things That Happen When You're Too Rich and/or Cheating.]
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I'll be home soon.
[ It is a mysteryβ’ whether he fully understood the strikeout text and whether his use of the word home was intentional. Saying he'll be back soon is just as suitable, but. Better to let the sticker speak for him, regardless of how self aware he may be. ]
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2/3...
He came in here to have a good time today and he's feeling so attacked in his own home right now?? And then you hit him with the other one and now he's just dead thanks. F.
Honestly he probably had to go put a pillow over his head or something this is ridiculous considering the million other things that have not managed to throw him off his groove including death and a great number of robot-related maneuvers. Give him a minute or ten to contemplate his life choices and also to regret absolutely nothing.]
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Okay