[Oh. You'd think it would knock him off-kilter less the second time around in a day but the only reason his phone hasn't met another bad end is because mercifully, in a library the only thing he could do to it would be to drop it down one of the amazingly numerous stairwells.

Looks like they won't be going to Best Buy today, but it's still a little while before he musters:]

Well, that's good to know. (•́⌄•́๑)૭✧